Testicle Festival

Just your friendly reminder that the testicle festival is this Monday in Oakdale. I heard you would have to be nuts to miss this. Let me know how it was...

Annual Testicle Festival - You'll have a ball!!!

When: March 30, 2009
Open Bar 6:00 P.M. – Dinner 7:00 P.M.

Where: FES Hall ~ 190 N. Lee Ave.,
Oakdale, CA

Sponsors:
Oakdale Rotary Club
Oakdale Cowboy Museum

Tickets: Tickets: $50 ~ At the door $65
Tickets are available at Oakdale Cowboy Museum, Oakdale Feed & Seed, The House of Beef, The H-B and Lana's Spur of the Moment.

Where would you start if you wanted to dig a hole to china?

Argentina would be a good spot.


Antipodes Map

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The President Shows His Fear

It seems everyone is worried about the economy these days. It appears that President Obama may be worried about where his next meal is coming from. He is planting a garden at the Whitehouse. Maybe we all should. I hope to have my in the ground by next weekend.

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USAID and Rotary Clubs Join to Provide Clean Water and Improved Sanitation Worldwide

Worldwide, more than one billion people lack access to reliable sources of safe water, and twice that many lack access to sanitary human waste disposal systems, creating an environment that allows the disease-poverty cycle to thrive.

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My friend Kurt Groteguth is a Rotarian and would find this story interesting.

Background music during talking and prayer at church.

Why do we have to have the cheesy background music playing while people are talking or praying at church. I know that every TV evangelist uses background music but can't we keep it a little more real than that? Do we have to make things more DRAMATIC than they are? Perhaps we are trying to push the peoples emotional buttons.

It just seems to make it as corny as my grand pappy's feet.

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Aston Martin expects 2009 sales to slow

I believe it... I have not seen any new ones in my neighborhood.
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Arizona To Remove Metric Road Signs

Arizona will spend 1.5 million dollars to replace the metric signs that were placed in the 1980's and I think that is money well spent.

Americans don't do metric. We refuse to conform. The only thing that I participate in that is metric is - I buy my Diet Pepsi in 2 liter bottles.

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Pirates Opening Day

Ben's team won 14-6. Ben walked 3 time and hit a triple. He crossed home plate 3 times. It was a great way to start the season.
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Berkeley students use drugs and alcohol at twice state average

Duh!

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Turlock Tap Water - Is Okay

The past week Turlock had chlorine added to it water to kill some unfriendly bacteria. You can really smell it and taste the chlorine. Well it appears that will all end soon.

I won't smell like I just went swimming .

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Jobless Rate

The jobless rate in Stanislaus County surged to a 12-year high of 16 percent in January, the state reported Thursday.

Merced County rose to 18.9 percent and San Joaquin to 15.1 percent, clear evidence that the recession has hit the region hard.

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Paul Harvey - Good Day!

When I worked with my brother Jeff we would spend a lot of time in the car listening to the radio as we went to visit customers. I have fond memories of listening to the Paul Harvey news broadcast.

He will be missed.